Clap Your Hands, A Magnificent Discovery
I like to stand in the middle of my living room and clap my hands.
I do it in this exact order:
First, every one second. I will do this for thirty seconds.
Then, every two seconds for one minute.
Then, every four seconds for two minutes.
Then, every eight seconds for four minutes.
Then, I go back to every four seconds for two minutes.
I think this is the key to the whole process. The reverse of time from four back to two minutes. I don't know exactly why, but it really is what makes everything work.
Maybe it is because your mind really wants you to start clapping your hands every sixteen seconds for eight minutes. I'm sure it does. It would have to.
Just force it to go backward. You have to do this. I repeat. You have to do this.
Once you do this four times a day, every day, you will be happy you did. Practice. It seems so very simple, but the slightest distraction can often lead you astray.
Trust me, I know what you are thinking. This is some kind of joke. I insist, it is not. Four times a day. Every day. It doesn't matter what time.
I do understand this may be difficult at first. Kind of like learning to use the toilet for the first time which can take up to three years.
Or, like learning to drive a stick. I learned this skill on my first or second day on the job as a valet at a nightclub in St. Thomas. Another story perhaps.
Or, like trying to hold your breath for ten minutes.
Or, like eating your first raw oyster.
All very difficult to do in the beginning.
Let's move on, right?
I was only doing this clapping exercise for fun. I like to clap and do maths in my head. I love that living room that I originally starting clapping in. It was such a comfortable space.
I would still be doing it there today if I could, but it has evolved into something more. Something much more.
I noticed the change after about ten months of this routine. It was truly amazing. I immediately fainted when my mind caught up with the reality of what had just happened.
When I came to, everything was still in place, not a dream. It is safe to say that I know what the inventors of penicillin, electricity, and alcohol feel like.
It is beautiful. There is pleasure without sensation, gratitude, and an inner sense of self. You will at first reject it, but it will find its way to share your frequency.
I'm not even going to charge you for this information. Why would I?
I will not sell it to a private business so they can charge you for it.
I will not sell it to any government, domestic or foreign.
I don't have to do any of these things. You just read everything there is to know. Go back to the beginning now if you are confused.
Follow the routine. Four times a day. Minimum of ten months.
I hope you do this.
Please report back.
I would like to note, this does not have to be done in your living room. I have done this in many locations around the world. Location does not matter.
Just stick to the routine once you get there. It seems tedious. I can relate. You will feel above the routine many times. I get it.
Ignore the routine and suffer the consequences.
I repeat. Ignore the routine and suffer the consequences.