Barbie Disoriented After Crashing Car
I have a bit of an addiction to creating images in Midjourney AI. I would not say it is a problem just yet, but I am having a hard time determining which photos are real when I see any photo taken by anyone anywhere. I guess that is where we are going. In the mean time I am going to have some fun.
I got it into my head one day that I was going to put Barbie into some interesting situations, perhaps some normal ones too. I just really wanted to see her in a car crash and I was not sure if Midjourney was going to let me do it. They block certain words and phrases and I thought "car crash" was going to get blocked, especially if Barbie was involved. Happily, it was not, and the results were not disappointing. The above photo is among the first grouping I got back. It was a pleasant surprise. It exceeded my expectations, and I got a little hooked on this topic and some others. There were some things I was not allowed to do, but I think it turned out great. Let's take a look at some crash scenes.
Looks like Barbie got a little off road here. I am sure she is unhappy about wearing the same color dress as the car. I think that is how you know this accident was not planned. I am curious about who has taken this photo, though. Most likely her photographer, but I have a question about this one. Did they set up the scene with the flowers in front or is that where the flowers landed in the crash? If they just landed there, the photographer sure picked a beautiful scene to share with us, don't you think? I also wonder if this photo, or any of these photos would be taken in the days before social media? Glad to see Barbie is ok. Let's move on.
Whoa, this crash seems to be a little more serious. How did they escape without any major injuries? It seems to me like the entire interior of the car is gone. Where are the seats? She had to have been going crazy fast for this to have happened. I think they should start to take driving a car a little more serious and not use it as a way to get attention, but it is working on me so let's continue.
Here we can see Barbie and her photographer showing off a crash they got into at a park. It caused a large amount of damage to the car. Hopefully none to the park. It also appears, for the first time, that Barbie has been injured in this accident. If you take a close look at the passenger area, I am pretty sure that is one of her legs, not too sure about the other one. Also, that right arm just doesn't seem right. She may have dislocated her right shoulder. It is going to have to get popped back into place. Still though, we see that she is tough enough to share this with us even though she does appear to be struggling to give us a good smile.
Here we have a crash on the Pacific Coast Highway. She is smiling, but I think she is stuck. I don't see how she can be in this position without something crazy happening that we cannot see. What are her legs doing? Did she lose them? I don't see them anywhere. Damn, Barbie.
It was at this time that I had the idea of having Barbie get into a crash with Ken. However, once Ken was involved, the images started to go a little bit off. There was never really ever a crash in any of them. It was more just like a bunch of social gathering in the middle of the road. Here is one.
The photographer has captured an interesting moment in time here. Barbie has clearly lost her left arm in the crash and she is kneeling down to look under the cars for it. Ken is spreading his legs so she can get a better view under the car. I don't see the arm anywhere, though. Let's just leave them alone.
This looks more like a postcard to me. I am leaning towards the fact that they staged this scene. I think with all the attention they got in the previous accidents, they decided to take it to another level. Maybe just a bit too far. I mean look at that beautiful backdrop. Plus, there is nothing wrong with the car at all. She can't afford that car anyway. It just seems like they scattered a bunch of junk in front of the car and told her to stand in front of it all. As beautiful as the photo itself is, I think it is a bit of a lazy car crash scene.
Now this looks a lot more serious. Even the look on Barbie's face is off. She is forcing a smile and just not able to get it out. It looks like her body has been fused to the car from the heat or pressure of the accident. I don't think they staged this one. I hope they have already called for an ambulance and are just waiting for it to come. Otherwise this photo is a little bit cruel. It actually seems like she is reaching out for help and not wanting her photo taken. I could be reading it wrong, though. I am very interested in that bright pink background. It looks off and now has me wondering. Where are they at?
I think the only thing that happened in this crash is Barbie lost her shoe. This is pretty tame for an accident scene to me. At least you can tell where they are in this one.
At this point I had probably created hundreds of images of Barbie getting into a crash. I was a bit sick of seeing the color pink. I couldn't take it anymore. So you think that would be the end of the car crash creations with Barbie. Nope. It just took me forever to realize that I can block the color pink. So I did and my eyes were happier.
Finally a photo where we see a little bit of dirt on Barbie. I again wonder if this is how the accident ended, or did she put herself back for the photo. She is once again sticking out of the windshield which we have seen before, but what other way is there to go in some accidents. Often you go through the windshield. I think maybe Barbie does not wear a seat belt on the regular. Do you think she does it because she doesn't want to get her clothes wrinkled? I'm also drawn to the shirt that she is wearing. I want to know where I can look at that shirt so I can see what it actually is. Is it a boat, or something that has large ears? Looks like it could be a duck swimming too. I don't know.
I can't believe that her head is still on her body here. There is not a lot of information about this crash. Maybe when she was going through the windshield, again, her head caught on the top of the car frame and was nearly taken right off. She is now left with an elongated neck and one of her earrings is missing. I don't think she is going to be happy when she looks in the mirror.
She is walking away just fine from this crash. She was on her way to the Grammy Awards and still made it in time. Can you believe that, The Grammy Awards. She is not nominated or anything, she was just invited to go. For what? Getting into a bunch of car accidents that people like to look at? Is that all it takes? The answer is yes.
It is no wonder why Barbie's cars, unlike herself, are not so luxurious. Her insurance payment must be lunacy, and the cost of cars on a yearly basis must be crazy as well. If I am her accountant, her friend, her manager, her family or anyone else in her life, I am telling her now that she needs to take a long look in the mirror and figure out what is going on. She cannot go on at this pace.
The pace does continue in spite of nothing. Barbie is looking a little out of it in this one. She can't seem to sit up straight and is having a hard time explaining herself. It is hard to say at this point if it is the fault of the accident or other things. The tabloids are now writing stories about her new personal habits and who she has been hanging out with lately. She is going out every night and often not returning until the next day, out partying the whole night. Barbie seems to take this all in stride though, and just continues on with her life. Add another car to the list.
After this crash people are starting rumors about this not being the real Barbie. "Where is the real Barbie?" they ask. I am not one of those people. Since her new lifestyle change she doesn't seem to care as much about leaving the house in just jeans and a shirt with less makeup. She would have never left the house looking like this in the past. She is a lot more "relaxed" now at times, showing a little more of a personal side. Nobody buys it though. Tabloids are now running stories confirming that Barbie is actually an alien, and there are thousands of aliens living among us.
Here we have Barbie with perfectly blown hair, lipstick that looks like it was applied thirty seconds ago, and a designer dress. I honestly think this one is just an advertisement for the necklace she is wearing.
Another great opportunity for the paparazzi to do their thing. Luckily Barbie was just the passenger in this accident where one of her new friends swerved to miss a pedestrian. After driving through a fruit cart on the side of the road, the car skidded into this position. With the force caused by stopping so suddenly, Barbie's head did go through the windshield. At this point I think she is used to it, and if I dare say, may enjoy the pain of hitting the glass. For some reason nobody was issued a ticket and Barbie was seen signing autographs to fans that now follow her around waiting for a crash.
It didn't get any better for Barbie this week when she lost control of her car on a road which we were told had black ice. People on the scene do not confirm this story. In fact, black ice had never been a problem on that stretch of the road. It had also been warm for three days straight. The only snow left was under the trees where the sun didn't shine, or in small piles that are leftover from where the plow went through. Barbie drove right through those trees, missing all of them, and ended up in this position with a tree branch nearly piercing her from behind. Press were on the scene before the ambulance or the police. This photo was taken by a fan that chased after Barbie when her car swerved off the road, first capturing the image, then checking to see if she was ok.
Nothing to see here. Well almost nothing. We are told Barbie was looking in the rearview mirror to check her lipstick when she swerved off the side of the road. It was just a little bit, but unfortunately there was a small construction project going on. She drove into the lights that marked the area and slammed on her brakes. Luckily the signs were the only thing damaged. Well, except Barbie's privacy that is. The paparazzi that took this photo will be rewarded kindly for letting us know that even though Barbie gets into so many car accidents, she still decided not to wear any underwear when leaving the house on this day. Hands down on the skirt when you are getting out of the car ladies. Although I think this may have just been a gust of wind, it is a gust Barbie will remember for a long time.
This brilliant image captures the moment Barbie's dress catches on fire. She was posing with her latest crash when a spark from the nearby fire landed in her car without her noticing. That fire was caused by Barbie crashing into a popular food truck in the area, which led to a propane tank exploding, causing the food truck to burst immediately into flames. When the food truck caught fire, Barbie seized on the moment to document the occasion. She screamed at people to get photographs of her in the car with the fire in the background. It will get so many likes. However, this is the only photo that was taken. That spark made fast work of the upholstery and quickly spread to her dress. The dress now engulfed in flames with the fuel provided by the dress from the amount of starch that had been used to press it into the perfect shape. Oddly, there are no photographs after this one because everyone actually went to help Barbie. Shocking events.
After the last accident you would think that Barbie would have come up with another way to get from point A to point B. She could have hired a driving service to drive her everywhere she wanted to go with the amount of money she was spending on cars. But, Barbie just enjoys driving and does not want to give up her freedom. Which leads us to this crash where Barbie got caught on a curb. This led her to swerve sharply off the road, up a small embankment which thrust her car into the air for fifteen feet landing in a supermarket parking lot, taking out a group of political signs that were annoying local residents. Her car caught fire and she escaped through the windshield which she had just smashed with her diamond like head. She didn't want anything to do with this fire.
Some other people that didn't want anything to do with the fire was her last insurance company. Barbie had now gone through every insurance agency left that would talk to her. She was left with no choice at all. Her driving days were over.
I am personally baffled by the society we live in that let it get to this level. Why did we want to see her crash so much? Why did we take pleasure in her pain? Humans are an odd bunch. What will we cheer next?