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Fake Dogs Make Me Happy


This is Bubba. Bubba is not a real dog.
This is Bubba. Bubba is not a real dog.

This is not a real dog, but it makes me smile as if I am looking at a real dog. I am fascinated by this. I really am. Did you smile when you saw his face? Is it a him? I don't know!

I made this dog by typing a sentence in Midjourney AI. A prompt is what they call it. The prompt was probably "happy dog in a field of flowers". That is it. That is all I did. Well, I did it more than once. I am not ashamed to say I have made hundreds of dogs, and ninety-nine percent of them have put a smile on my face.

Like this one. Whose a good girl?

As soon as I make something like this, I feel God like.

Energy rushes through my body and I am absorbed with a feeling of power, excitement, joy and happiness. It has to be the exact same feeling a surgeon gets when they save someone's life on the operating table. I get it now.

I continue making dogs of all breeds until I realize the sun has gone down and the iced coffee I made hours ago has been sitting there, three inches away from my keyboard (God Machine), and I never took a sip. I mean, do we even need real dogs anymore? Is AI coming after my dog and yours?

At this point, I would be surprised, amazed even, if you are reading this sentence and not just scrolling down to see if I was going to show you all of the dogs I have created. It is not possible to show you all of them here, but there is a magical place where they do exist.

I do have some more, though, like this little bitch.

It is not only the dogs that make me happy in these photos. The flowers do add some happy chemicals that flow around in my brain.

BOOP!

Is it working for you? Are any of these dogs putting a smile on your face, or do you have to be the creator of these dogs in order for them to make you happy? This is something I really want to know.

I have some more. Keep scrolling. All of them have their tongues out!

I really like the flowers in this photo above. The red inside of the yellow is so beautiful. Put that together with a smiling dog and it is a recipe for joy.

The above dog is popular because of a crypto currency, haha.

I love this gentle giant.

Okay, that is all I have for you today. I hope it was enough to put a smile on your face and get the happy chemicals moving around. I will continue to use my God like powers in the future. I will use them only for good.

Peace and Love.